The Inaugural Voyage

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The PV
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World Tour — Croatia 2027

July 17 – 24 • Split to Dubrovnik • M/Y Bellezza

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The Vessel

M/Y Bellezza — Italian for "Beauty"

52 meters of handcrafted luxury sailing the Adriatic. Five decks. Jacuzzi on the sundeck. A crew of 10 at your service. Private chef. And yes — a giant inflatable slide that two people are already banned from.

52m Length

170' In Freedom Units

18 Cabins

5 Decks

10 Crew

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Jacuzzi Deck

Rooftop jacuzzi with panoramic Adriatic views. Champagne not included but strongly encouraged.

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Private Chef

Full culinary team serving Mediterranean cuisine daily. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner on the water.

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The Slide™

The legendary giant slide. Source of the Great Debate of 2025. Access restricted for some.

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Premium Bar

All-inclusive drinks package. Grey Goose, Hendricks, Prosecco, Aperol — the works.

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Tender Boat

For island hopping, beach access, and dramatic entrances at harbor restaurants.

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Sound System

Full entertainment system across all decks. Someone's definitely making a playlist.

The Fun Stuff

7 Days of Controlled Chaos

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Island Hopping

Croatia has 1,244 islands. We won't hit all of them. But we'll try.

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Snorkeling & Swimming

Crystal clear Adriatic waters. Visibility so good you'll question reality.

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Wine & Dine

Croatian wine is criminally underrated. Local restaurants, seaside dining, sunset cocktails.

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Old Town Exploring

Medieval walled cities, Game of Thrones filming locations, centuries of history.

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The Slide

Giant inflatable water slide off the yacht. See "Fun Police" section for restrictions.

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Sunset Sessions

Jacuzzi deck. Drinks in hand. Adriatic sunset. That's it. That's the activity.

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Fishing

The Adriatic is full of sea bass, tuna, and excuses for why you didn't catch anything.

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Dance Parties

Five decks. Premium sound system. What happens on the Bellezza stays on the Bellezza.

The Crew

10 Legends. 1 Yacht. 0 Regrets.

Kevin

Liana

Paul

Liz

Matt

Keri

Breon

Katie

Saso

Sonja

🚨 The Fun Police 🚨

They voted against the slide. They know what they did.

🚫 SLIDE BANNED

Saso

Chief Party Pooper

🚫 SLIDE BANNED

Keri

Deputy Buzzkill

⚠️ OFFICIAL NOTICE: By unanimous vote of the PV Shit Show World Tour Committee, the above individuals are hereby BANNED from the yacht slide for crimes against fun. This ruling is final and non-appealable.

The Route

Split → The Adriatic → Dubrovnik

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Full Itinerary Coming Soon

We're plotting the course. Islands, harbors, old towns, and hidden beaches.
Check back for the day-by-day breakdown.

The Rules

The PV Shit Show Code of Conduct

What happens on the Bellezza stays on the Bellezza.
Sunscreen is mandatory. Lobster red is not a vibe.
The Fun Police have no jurisdiction on international waters.
If you're the last one awake, you're in charge of photos.
Croatian wine counts as a cultural experience, not day drinking.
The playlist is a democracy. Bad song requests will be vetoed.
Jacuzzi has a strict "no judgment" policy after sunset.
If you fall off the slide, you have to go again.
Everyone tips the crew generously — they're about to see some things.
This is the first world tour. It will not be the last.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did."

— Mark Twain (probably after a yacht trip)

The PVShit Show

The Vessel

The Fun Stuff

The Crew

The Route

Full Itinerary Coming Soon

The Rules

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